My Flaw…I only have one!
Me: Would you like me to make you some food?
Male offspring: sure
Me: Omelette and toast?
Male offspring: great
Me: talking about his day, washing dishes, making omelette…
Male offspring: Mom! Mom! The toast… Mom, your ONLY flaw is that you burn toast. You burn the toast every time.
Me: Really? The ONLY flaw? So I’m a great singer, dancer, debater…(very lengthy list)?
Male offspring: Yes! Only flaw…burning toast…
I like well done toast. Yet, I am not sure if I like it because I always burn it or I simply like well done toast so I prepare it that way. If one puts on a GENEROUS amount of black raspberry jam who cares how burnt the toast is?
All I really heard: My ONLY flaw…
Good night…Sweet dreams XO
